What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

NZ nutritional biochemist takes her supplement breakthrough to the market - Stuff

Still no good.

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

What are some lesser-known facts about Bollywood and the Indian film industry? Are there any insider secrets that only those in the industry would know? How reliable are these claims?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Trail Blazers and Deandre Ayton agree to contract buyout - OregonLive.com

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

'Cheers' star's cause of death released - KSDK

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Wake Forest baseball coach apologizes for homophobic slur caught on camera - The Washington Post

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Harvey Weinstein Won’t Testify In His Own Defense In NYC Sex Crimes Retrial; Jury Deliberations May Start Tuesday - Deadline

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Forget Ray-Bans: The $399 Meta Oakley smart glasses are better in almost every way - ZDNET

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Anthony Richardson says his shoulder is ready to go for training camp - NBC Sports

So they tried

No, not a chance

share office space ...

How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

OpenAI Wants to get College Kids Hooked on AI - Gizmodo

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Discovery of a Lifetime: Student Discovers Ancient “Living Fossil” Underneath Rock - SciTechDaily