What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:24

No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
NZ nutritional biochemist takes her supplement breakthrough to the market - Stuff
Still no good.
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Trail Blazers and Deandre Ayton agree to contract buyout - OregonLive.com
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
'Cheers' star's cause of death released - KSDK
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Wake Forest baseball coach apologizes for homophobic slur caught on camera - The Washington Post
No way
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Forget Ray-Bans: The $399 Meta Oakley smart glasses are better in almost every way - ZDNET
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Anthony Richardson says his shoulder is ready to go for training camp - NBC Sports
So they tried
No, not a chance
share office space ...
How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
OpenAI Wants to get College Kids Hooked on AI - Gizmodo
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Discovery of a Lifetime: Student Discovers Ancient “Living Fossil” Underneath Rock - SciTechDaily